sphinger
the finger one uses to scratch ones sphincter.
would you like to smell my sphinger?
v. a combination of the words “sphincter” and “finger.”
def.: to accidentally poke through the toilet paper while wiping.
also, sphingered, sphingering, sphingerer
honey, we need to get some better toilet paper. i just sphingered myself.
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