spibib
an expression, announced when, during a conversation, the speaker accidentally spits or sprays saliva in the listener’s face. either speaker or listener will say ‘spibib’ in order to acknowledge the occurrence, and to remove potential embarr-ssment from either party, before the spit is wiped off face.
similar to gesundheit, ‘spibib’ is intended to provoke a joyful reaction to counter social embarr-ssment. it’s formed of ‘spit’ and ‘bib’, in a situation where the bib is the listener’s face.
dave: “hi laura.” (laura is hugely attractive)
laura: “hi dave.”
dave: “do you want to go see tree of life tomorrow? it looks sens((accidentally sprays saliva in laura’s face))ational” (dave realises he just spat in laura’s face.. shiiiiiit)
laura: “spibib!”
dave: hahaha. (“laura is lovely, and realises i didn’t mean to spit in her face… phew… i love her”.) sorry!
laura: hahaha. it happens to the best of us. let’s totally go to the film!
(love ensues)
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jo: “so i was talking to mike’s mom the other day, and she was getting really into memories of him as a kid and then she totally spibibbed on me!”
rachel: “oh no!”
jo: “it’s fine. i just said spibib, and she laughed, so it’s all cool. mike’s mom is awesome”.
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