spice melon


a type of person who performs s-xual favors for older women or men
d-mn that guy is such a spice melon, he just had s-x with that grandmother!
what fred from youtubes mother calls him when she returns from rehab.
oh fred, your such a spice melon!
fred’s mom calls him spice melon after she comes back from rehab.
“come here fred, my little spice melon!”
spice melon is a dessert. it is melon b-lls with a spiced sauce poured over them.
mmm…i just love your spicey b-lls. look at her melons! that dude’s got some big hunkin’ spice melons.

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