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• granny smasher

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• hillarage

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• riches to rags law

  the paradox that as one gains greater success, the more likely they are to adopt actions that will cause them to fail. their marriage suffered from the riches to rags law. it was successful because they communicated, but they stopped talking because it didn’t seem necessary anymore, and so they drifted apart and divorced.

• 21 beer salute

  in lieu of a 21 gun salute (i.e. lack of firearms and ammo) the 21 beer salute is sometimes performed by the bros of a fallen comrade. a group of seven bros shotgun three beers each. 7 times 3 equals 21, thus the name 21 beer salute. when the crew lost chad the bros gathered […]

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