Spicy Burrito
while recieving head, grasp the back of the girls head and shove your d-ck all the way into the back of her throat. on the second gag, she should throw up on your d-ck while you pull out. the girl then continues to suck off all of the throw-up.
“dude, ted gave amanda a spicy burrito last night when she was drunk”
putting hot sauce on your man-meat and proceeding to make sweet love your lady.
she said, “that’s one spicy burrito!”
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