spicy jackhammer
an extremely rough and vigorous hand job performed by your partner that is akin to a jackhammer like hand action. the element that makes it spicy is receiving this highly pleasurable act while watching a sean spicer press conference which adds to the anger filled intensity and roughnes and absolute pounding of both the c-ck and b-lls with every full stroke.
my grapes are so swollen and sore today braaahhh. i can hardly walk.
what gives?
carmen and i were watching the recent press conference and the handy she was giving me turned into a spicy jackhammer. i don’t agree with the policies but man that was h-ll of a hand job.
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