spider karma
the theory that how you treat spiders affects how they treat you.
jane: omg i have so many spiders in my house these days. this morning i woke up with one in my hair and then a m-ssive hairy one dropped into my cereal. i have to move.
lesley: you must have bad spider karma. what did you do?
jane: umm… i used to use hairspray and a lighter on them. i didn’t know any better.
lesley: harsh. you deserve it.
the little doubt in your mind that one day, a huge mutant spider will come after you and make you pay for all the spiders you have squished over the years. manifests itself as a brief pang of guilt every time you swat an arachnid.
(-squish-) hmmm… i have the bizarre notion that will come back to haunt me… must be the spider karma.
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