spider kiss
when a girl lays down on her back and swoop in and drop your d-ck into her mouth like spiderman kissing mary jane, but with your d-ck.
female: “i had such a great time spider kissing your d-ck all last night.”
male: “whatever b-tch, i’m busy and sh-t. deuces!”
1 more definition
when you press your -sshole against your womans lips or vice versa
my ole lady was p-ssing me off so while she was sleeping i gave her a spider kiss.
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