Spider-man Edition Phone
when your phone has a cracked screen, it’s not broken, it’s webbed. it’s just a special spider-man edition phone.
mitch: “wow, how did you crack your phone’s screen so bad?”
nic: “it’s not cracked, its a special spider-man edition phone.”
mitch: “touche.”
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