Spider Penis
(n.) – the smallest imaginable unit of measurement.
ex. – “you need to move that just a spider p-n-s to the right”
the term describes a state in which the p-n-s becomes severely swollen and red after being bitten by a spider. it is usually accompanied by an uncomfortable itching sensation that, when taken care of, only worsens one’s situation. remedies are unknown, good luck.
guy 1: what the h-ll! i think i have spiderp-n-s…
guy 2: woah, stay away from me! i dont want to catch it.
guy 1: its not contagious you dillhole. a spider bit my d-ck.
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