Spider Shit
the act of taking a sh-t and having your p–p stick to the inside of the bowl, never showing signs of leaving, just like spiderman’s web.
after chipotle i took a sh-t, it turned out to be a spider sh-t and now i need to scr-pe it off with a rock.
a process in which two people defecate in the same toilet; achieved as one person straddles the other (like a spider swing), and defecates through the empty sp-ce in front of the other’s crotch.
i couldn’t hold it, so we took a spider sh-t.
when two people cross legs (one person’s left and one person’s right) while sitting on the same toilet and sh-t at the same time. completion without laughter means the two people are soulmates.
“charles and i engaged in spider sh-ts without laughing. i had no idea i was gay.”
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