spider web
something a spider makes to live in. it is made up of lines of silky sh-t that come out of the spider’s -ss
the spider in charlottes web made spider webs with words in them
blowing your load on your partners closed eyes. when they open their eyes and the c-m stuck to their eye lashes spreads like spider webs.
man i totaly spider webed these girls last night when i doppler radared them.
the spiderweb is achieved through male masturbation in the shower, typically done with the aid of a soapy substance. after -j-c-l-t–n, as the male lifts his hand up and spreads his fingers apart, it looks like a spiderweb. may also be flung at or on partner after said -j-c-l-t–n in conjunction with the male shouting “spiderweb!” and mimicking the motion of spiderman shooting his spiderweb in the popular comic books and movies.
i’m sorry i just spiderwebbed you in the face, neck, shoulders, chest, and stomach.
a spider web is when you fart and touching two distant objects with your b-tt, creating a gas cloud that others have to walk through. for example, standing in the door and farting, touching your b-tt to both door jambs, and yelling, “spider web!”
everyone was in the room when i felt a big one coming on….i totally let it rip and touched my -ss to the tables…creating a big spider web that everyone had to walk through!
when ones armpit hair creeps out in between ones arm and ones chest and its noticable from a far range and/or distance
ray:holy sh-t tom your spider webs are disgusting
tom:sorry i forgot to shave my pitts
what is left after releasing your load into your hand when masturbating. when it sticks across the sp-ces between your fingers and palm.
i took my spiderweb and stuck it in her mouth afterwards.
to shoot your load on a womans face!
last night i was getting a bl-w j-b and i pulled out and spiderwebed her!
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