SpiderMan Facial
spiderman facial is a different and altogether better term for the spiderman because yes, you are simulating the web-slinging act of spiderman, but what are you actually doing? giving a facial, right? so essentially, to call it the spiderman is to say you are a comic book dork, but to call it the spiderman facial, as it is called in the adult entertainment industry, is the best and most appropriate way to describe the action. but always remember these two important rules:
1. spiderman facials should only be given upon request by the lucky recipient(s).
2. don’t limit yourself to the face. area coverage is key … bellyb-tton to eyebrow.
peter north gave a spiderman facial to ron jeremy.
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