spider’s nest
the protrusion of unkempt pubic hairs from the edges of an undergarment. especially when the owner is unaware of said protrusion.
tim: why don’t you like cindy anymore?
billy: dude, because i totally saw her spider’s nest at the pool.
tim: gross!
billy: yeah she needs to get john goodman to kill the queen.
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the spiders nest is when dingle berries occur on the gouche. the hairs connect from one side of the gouche to the other,causing pain every step. there are 3 types of spiders nests that can occur.
stage 1: 3-6 hairs connected by p–p
stage 2: 7-10 hairs connected by dried up p–p
stage 3: 11+ hairs connected my dried p–p(requires two pairs of scissors and tomato juice to ease the pain!)
anything beyond a stage 3 needs immediate medical attention
d-mn! i couldn’t walk for 2 hours because i had a stage 3 spiders nest!
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