spif

a term of endearment. kind of like calling dude or son. taken from the word spiffy, usually with good undertones.
person 1: whats good homie?
person 2: nothin much spif, just chillin.
person 1: you must really like me, you just called me spif
person 2: obviously spif.
stands for sales performance incentive fund. (or performance, or person.) it’s what sales people get when they don’t get a decent commission or salary. sometimes involves extra company product, sometimes a bonus prize.
when dave sold the big stereo this month, they spiffed him a trip to hawaii; the only spif that bob got, was a tshirt and one of the refurbed dvd players.
to smack ones p-n-s in the face of another. less h-m-s-xual alternative to t-bagging, when used towards the same gender. generally applied towards a drunken aquaintance during a dare.
“hey, i double-dog dare you to t-bag vinnie right now!”

“aw, i would, but he p-ssed out with his mouth closed. oh cool i can spiff that mo’f-cka. score”
stands for slow people in formation. it’s a term used for a situation where a large group of slow moving or meandering people effectivly create a road block.
“if we have to drive today, let’s skirt around downtown. the street fair has turned the whole thing into a spif.”

student:”sorry, i’m late, i was stuck in b-mper to b-mper traffic.”
teacher: “was there a big crash?”
student: “no it was just a spif.”
another way of saying spiffy or nifty…an expression of happiness…originated from new england
“that new skirt is so spif!”

“i aced my math quiz! spif!”
stupid poge inside fob
heying, a mechanic that doesn’t know what the ourtside of fob ramadi looks like. “heying is such a spif!”