spike jonze
the roots to the tree of awesomeness. the b-ssline to the best song in the world. the outlet to the power of the universe. the beautiful, pure, perfect pink rose standing out in a garbage dump. spike jonze isn’t the second coming of jesus, he is jesus.
blind man: o dear spike….revive my vision
spike jonze: yes my child. i shall heal your sight with my beautiful films and really hot face
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