spikeball bros
a group of athletic guys ( usually lacrosse players ) that lack basic social skills and refuse to partic-p-te in social events electing to stay at home with their bros and circle jerk it around a spikeball net. on rare occasions the bros will meet with a priest who pummels their -sses until he releases his holy spirit all over their khakis
bro: hey dude are you going to the football game tonight?
spikeball bros: nah i have to go to m-ss with my mom and then hang out with two guys and watch some netflix
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