spiky poop
a large, living, serpent like p–p covered in bl–dy spikes. it slithers around and spikes people to devour them. it usually comes out when people eat too many baconburgers or donuts. also, it can come of a stale hot pocket that isn’t cleaned out.
oh my god! the spiky p–p impaled jorge! run!
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