Spinach Armada
when your mother / father keep pestering you to eat you vegetables, and continually question you about it, despite the fact that you have told them no 47 times already.
mother: if you don’t eat your vegetables, you won’t get any ice cream afterwards…
son: i don’t give a d-mn! i don’t want to eat my vegetables!
father: why don’t you want to eat your vegetables?
son: i just don’t want –
mother: tell your father why you won’t eat your vegetables now!
son: bl–dy h-ll, ma! what is this, the spinach armada?
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