spinmeister
a political consultant or publicist who tries to get the media to interpret an event, usually embar-ssing to the client, in a favorable way; a pundit who voluntarily performs the same function
the spinmeisters tried to interpret bill clinton’s relationship with monica as an example of his feminist leanings
an individual that has mastered the system of life in a sneaky and crafty manner who operates behind closed doors, whose actions only benefit himself, and takes advantage of every opportunity and/or person, regardless of the monetary/emotional price.
characteristics of spinmeister: shifty chameleon eyes, smooth-talking manipulator, may be cloaked, gl-sses like the sister of doug funny from the nickelodeon cartoon doug (eyes may be covered), pointy pharaoh-like goatee, dr. grant hat from jur-ssic park, perhaps a cane like dr. hammond’s amber/mosquito studded cane from jur-ssic park, pointy elf shoes (could be modern pointy shoes), bald or grey haired
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