Spinning Cock-slap


verb. a mid- air maneuver. to strike a person or an object with your erect p-n-s whilst spinning in mid-air. note: you must rotate a full 360% for it to be a full spinning c-ck-slap, otherwise it doesn’t count. think a roundhouse kick, only with your p-n-s. if you get hit with a
spinning c-ck-slap”, you lose 20 “cool” points.
not to be confused with the “jumping c-ck-smash”
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mike used the “spinning c-ck-slap” to knock the drink out of tina’s hand and spilled it all over her new blouse.

after mike had s-x with you mother, he performed the “spinning c-ck-slap”, and forcefully thumped her nose with his p-n-s, she was most displeased.

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