Spinny-Tron
the spinney-tron is a avant garde s-xual act, were in a high powered ceiling fan is installed and outfitted with straps for one “p-ssenger”, underneath the fan 4-5 bar stools are placed, the number depending on the height of your ceilings. on top of the stools the “pilot” mounts the stools with a their v-g-n- parallel to the walls of the room. the “p-ssenger” inserts an erect p-n-s and the fan is then turned on. it is suggested that if attempted you have at least two monitors, or “spotters” to operate the fan and fasten all straps securely.
i broke my legs attempting a spinny-tron, but the experience was still an eye opening venture into s-xual experience.
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