Spiritual Kung-Fu
spiritual kung-fu is the act of using biblical or religious knowledge to flip someone over your shoulder. synonymous with “jesus juke.”
i could tell he needed someone to talk to, and i ended up doing spiritual kung-fu on his -ss for about four hours.
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