spit or swallow
to spit or swallow after oral s-x is actually a false choice, since these are not the only two options. in fact most girls (gay men as well) choose to swallow, or do not allow the man to come in their mouth at all. very few intentionally take a load in the mouth only to spit it back out.
man: so, spit or swallow, baby?
woman: umm… maybe you could come on my b–bs instead?
man: oh. uhh… yeah! that’d be awesome!
term refering to what choice you make as to what to do with a mouthful of male love juice.
either way you are a c-cksucking sl-t.
when using the word spit it means that you spit out the boys s-m-n when it has filled your mouth. to swallow means to drink the s-m-n. swallow also means that you suck on boys d-cks and you let their p-n-s go deep into your throat.
do you spit or swallow hooker? i spit if it tastes like sh-t and swallows if its good.
contraction for “when performing f-ll-t– does she spit out the seminal fluid or swallow?”.
the first question about every hot chick is whether or not she spits or swallows, whther they be a stud-m-ffin like myself, or a pencil necked geek like ian. ian’s a geek!
this should be the first question in every male female relationship.
a guy;hey zach thomas you spit or swallow? zach;swallow of course.
a game invented by australian larakins by which one person has a mouth full of liquid and the other(s) attempt to make them laugh so hard they either:
a) spit out the liquid
or
b) swallow the liquid and choke a little in the process.
in an attempt to avoid a spit or swallow she bent onver in an attempt to hold it in, only to be forehad wacked by his p-n-s which made her spit it all out.
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