Spit Wristy
when a male or female excretes saliva into the palm of their hand and proceeds to vigorously m-st-rb-t- a p-n-s shaft until arrival.
“hey brian, did you get any action last night?”
“h-ll yes! emma wouldn’t let me f-ck her closed fist, but i got a spit wristy instead! don’t i look so muscular and healthy today? yeah, spit wristys do that!”
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