Spitetomatoes
pr-nunciation: ‘spit · t&-‘ma-(“)to; chiefly british, eastern new england, northeastern virginia, and sometimes elsewhere in cultivated speech -‘ma’- or -‘mä-; chiefly northern -‘ma-
function: noun
inflected form(s): singular -spitetomato
etymology: middle english, short for despite/ alteration of earlier tomate, from spanish, from nahuatl tomatl
1: tomatoe’s garnished in or on a meal or dish after the orderer of the meal specifically asked for “no tomatoes”.
2a: petty ill will or hatred with the disposition to irritate, annoy, or thwart via the tomato b: the most outwardly disrespectfull act a fast food server can perform on their customer.
function: transitive verb
inflected form(s): action/past tense -spitetomatoed’
1: the act of garnishing tomatoe’s (diced or whole) without regard for respective absence requested.
“i asked for no tomotoes, and i know you heard me becuase the receipt had “- tom” on it, there is obviously some malintent going on here because there was just one very large chunk of spitetomato in the middle of my gordita”
“dayum yo, i been spitetomatoed’!”
“gosh how i hate those darn spitetomatoes, curse thee and dam them to h-ll d-mnit!!”
“hi 1-800-taco-bel? i’d like to report a spitetomatoe-ing”
main entry: spite·tomato
pr-nunciation: ‘spit · t&-‘ma-(“)to; chiefly british, eastern new england, northeastern virginia, and sometimes elsewhere in cultivated speech -‘ma’- or -‘mä-; chiefly northern -‘ma-
function: noun
inflected form(s): singular -spitetomato
etymology: middle english, short for despite/ alteration of earlier tomate, from spanish, from nahuatl tomatl
1: tomatoe’s garnished in or on a meal or dish after the orderer of the meal specifically asked for “no tomatoes”.
2a: petty ill will or hatred with the disposition to irritate, annoy, or thwart via the tomato b: the most outwardly disrespectfull act a fast food server can perform on their customer.
function: transitive verb
inflected form(s): action/past tense -spitetomatoed’
1: the act of garnishing tomatoe’s (diced or whole) without regard for respective absence requested.
“i asked for no tomotoes, and i know you heard me becuase the receipt had “- tom” on it, there is obviously some malice going on here because there was just one big hunk of spitetomato in the middle of my gordita”
“dayum yo, i been spitetomatoed’!”
“gosh how i hate those darn spitetomatoes, curse thee!! the world would be a more better place without them”
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