Spitevite
inviting a person to an event when you absolutely do not want them to attend – but you have to invite them for political/social reasons, to avoid drama.
i had to spitevite tina to my party so fifi and lulu wouldn’t be upset. they don’t want her to feel left out even though tina is a heinous condescending b-tch.
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