spitfire torpedo
an alternate definition is when you are giving cunnalingus to your partner and right as she starts to -rg-sm you spit on the head of your p-n-s and immediately thrust inside her and instantly blow your wad.
i was really tired last night but louise was super h-rny so i gave her a spitfire torpedo. 10 minutes later she was asleep and i was watching sportscenter.
using saliva as s-xual lubrication right after eating spicy food.
in the heat of the moment, i forgot i’d just eaten a bunch of jalapeno peppers and when i put some spit on my c-ck for lube i accidentally gave her the spitfire torpedo. good thing she’s into pain.
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