Spitroast Deluxe
a conventional spitroast occurs when one dude f-cks a chick in her p-ssy while she takes a second dude in her mouth. the “deluxe” version of that is when the chick is done in her -ss and mouth instead, and often the p-ssy does not come in to play at all.
that h-rny b-tch doesn’t just want us to spitroast her in the p-ssy and mouth; she wants a spitroast deluxe in her -ss and down her throat.
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