spitter baby
when an extraordinarily fat woman (usually black) can’t get pregnant by traditional means, she employs the -ssistance of a h-m-s-xual gynecologist. said gynecologist will then f-ll-t- (suck off) the baby daddy until the gynecologists mouth is full of black seed. the gynecologist will then spit the fresh load into his hand and fist the patient until she is inseminated. this is the most common method of artificial insemination in the south.
oj was really busy at work this week. he had an open house pregnancy seminar for the morbidly obese at his clinic. he sucked off at least a dozen men and made 1 spitter baby. the other 11 didn’t take because he swallowed.
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