Spitting Cobra
after you successfully jerkoff in a public area (such as cl-ss), you then proceed to:
take the j-zz that is in your hand,
pull your arm back like your going to throw a baseball and then shake your hand around a little bit,
launch the s-m-n (using a spiderman style throw) towards someone’s eye.
if it hits a chick directly in the eye, you then stand up and proceed to yell
spitting cobra!!!!!!!!!!!
after sler jerked off karl in cl-ss, he took the s-m-n that was in his hand, threw it at the dish, blinded her, and then stood up and exclaimed spitting cobra!!!!!!!!!
the act of spitting tobacco spit into someone’s eyes, temporaryily blinding the person and causing them extremely intense pain.
joe walked right up to cal and pulled a spitting cobra when he spit his dip right into cal’s eyes
after a male has -j-c-l-t-d, he takes a p-ss in which the urine is sticky. therefore when he is done and shakes the urine flys around but flys back onto his p-n-s.
robert have you ever had a spitting cobra after s-x?
demetrius yea, but mines more of a vicious black mamba.
robert nice
the act of killing a snake of any variety, de-bowling it, inserting ones p-n-s into the new condom like skin (d-ck head inside the mouth) and proceed to jerk off/ have intercourse with something/someone, after said action open its mouth if not already open and proceeding to -j-c-l-t-.
“dude i was out camping last weekend and found a snake. so i made a spitting cobra out of it and jerked off”
n.
1. name of a s-x act performed by first, having -n-l s-x and releasing -j-c-l-t- into the -n-s and then sucking the -j-c-l-t- out of the -n-s with a straw (see feltching) and finally spitting the -j-c-l-t- into the mouth of a third party.
“after feltching my woman, i like to sneak a spitting cobra in on my roommate while he’s sleeping.”
a man, by any method, approaches -rg-sm, and either by his hand or someone elses, pulls the skin of his shaft down hard squeezing tightly, making his urethra point straight ahead at almost a 90 degree angle, and ejeculates, sending thick jets of cobra venom, preferably all over the mammary glands of an attractive young woman/ women.
person a: “…do you want to see a spitting cobra?”
person b: “ooohhh, that sounds scary, let me see!”
the girl rammed her hand quickly down the shaft squeezing hard to give herself a dose of the deadly spitting cobra
while you are doing your girl doggy style, just before you c-m, you pull out while quietly spitting on her back, she then turns around to ask if you came, that is your cue to fire your load in her eyes!
me: “oh, baby i am about to c-m!”(as i am spitting on her back)
hot girl: “really?”(as she turns to face my spitting cobra)
me: (firing my load in her eyes as a spitting cobra would there prey!)
hot girl: “my eyes! my eyes! i can’t see!” (screaming)
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