Spitting Lizard


after receiving oral s-x, the girl refuses the load by screaming, putting her hands up like a hood, and spitting the c-m back in your face like a dilophosaurus in jur-ssic park instantly blinding the victim.
i was temporarily blinded by that crazy wh-r- after she gave me the spitting lizard!

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