splam


if 2 h-m-s-xual men are having -n-l relations and man #1 -j-c-l-t-s in man #2’s -sshole. when man #2 farts, what comes out is splam (mixture of sh-t and spooge). this doesn’t apply if a man comes in a woman’s -sshole (the term for that is lucky m-th-f-cka).
mr. garrison and big gay al shared mad splam at the blue oyster.

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