splangus
splayed angus (see also angus) and angry angus.
the deliberate widening of the -n-l opening to allow ease of penetration.
rod bent over and showed leroy his spalngus begging him to pleasure him with his 18 inch sausage. clearly rod has gaids (see gaids)
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