splanker
a splanker is a male that strokes his p-n-s with great fury and determination usually more than five times a day or any time he encounters a hot female.
“man josh is such a splanker, everytime jessica comes around he is off to the closet to splank his plank.”
Read Also:
- Eleven-Foot Pole
1. this is the thing you use to touch things that you wouldn’t touch with a ten-foot pole. 2. a weapon in the card game munchkin’ she’s so ugly i had to whip out the eleven-foot pole to keep her away.
- emotrash
any guy who wears girl’s jeans, eyeliner, other forms of makeup, crys, admits his feelings to the general public. a girl who looks like a guy and has the emotions of a 12 year old girl. any person who crys at a concert. people who go to great lenghts to know the most obscure band […]
- O.T.N.C
one taco no cheese i went to the taco chop and just ordered an o.t.n.c .
- empathogenesis
empathogenesis is a feeling of emotional closeness to others (and also to one’s self) coupled with a breakdown of personal communication barriers. it also denotes a feeling of general well being and hopefulness about the present & the future, and the ability to appreciate others the increased emotional closeness makes personal contact quite rewarding. popular […]
- ENDWORLD
hailing from (what could only be) the extremely deep, redneck infested, child raping, hillbilly killing, gun-toting, wife beating south, is endworld. together, xmarkx (vocals), xlouiex (guitar), xdavidx (guitar), xbeaux (b-ss) and xtrentx (drum) seamlessly blend together the pure arrogance of straight edge culture with the worlds worst music and, rather than make an actual contribution […]