splash cough


the disease you get after working during the winter at splash lagoon. everyone thinks it’s some fake stuff,but if you’ve ever worked as a lifeguard as splash lagoon you know the science behind the disease and you also know that there is no cure
splash cough hit me really hard this week walking out of work.

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