splash my boots


verb, transitive: “to splash my boots” is a british army expression meaning to go for a pee in the outdoors (on manoueuvres, etc. when a regular lavatory isn’t available.) the action of forceful micturation against a tree or similar tends to cause a splashback onto the boots.
i’m bursting for a p-ss. i’m just off to splash my boots.

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