Splash pad
a random number of toilet paper sheets that one sets into the toilet before having any bowel movement that would cause the water to splash on one’s -ss.
dude, i forgot to lay down a splash pad this morning before my beer sh-ts and now my toilet is a mess.
a layer of toilet paper placed on the toilet water to avoid splashing
when using a public restroom, always put down a splashpad.
the sp-ce between the bottom of your nose and top of your lip. (where snot and spit often compile)
girl 1: that guy is hot. go make out with him.
desperate girl 2: h-ll no. he’s got snot on his splash pad.
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