splashdown

a babies due date or more specific the exact moment when the waters break and sh-t gets real
no way , didn’t know she was pregnant so whens splashdown ?
how long now until splashdown ?
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when a t-rd is ejected forcibly by gas into the toilet water, spattering water on the b-tt.
“i had a splashdown, and had to wipe my -ss all over.”
it happens in the middle of the night when you wake up with a m-ssive dookie pain, rush to the bathroom and don’t notice the toilet seat is up. a bare b-tt hitting cold water at 2am usually causes the person to yelp loud enough to wake everybody in the house.
julie: “eeeee-ahhhh!”
kelly: “what happened in there?”
julie: “you left the freakin’ toilet seat up again! i had a splashdown!”
kelly: “i bet you’re awake now.”
when two men’s naked wet b-tts collide
i was in the locker room and had a splash down with a strange man.
when 2 mens/womens b-tts accidentally press together in a locker room after both have taken a shower.
mike: dude, after my shower i was bending over to grab my boxers and my b-tt hit some other dude who just got out of the shower
phil: oh, so you had a splash down
(1)when you have the sh-ts so bad that the t-rd-el-wave splash the water out of the t-bowl
(2)the jet of water that shoots up your -ss when you launch a rocket off in an airport bathroom.
dude i think i going to need a mop to clean up the splash down from dropping the hershey bomb on toliashima
to unintentionally urinate whilst sleeping, commonly caused by excess consummation of alcohol. believed to originate from military slang and often -ssociated with scottish people.
splash down used in the past tense: “last night i was really drunk, when i woke up i noticed that had i splashed down.”
often caused by excess alcohol consumtion. the act of urinating over people/objects while asleep, it is common for the person not to notice til the next morning
great guys, splashdown all over the sofa last night.