splat job


the act of defecating liquid feces in a water balloon and throwing it at one’s p-n-s. it takes immense skill to be able to hit the target, and commonly hits the walls/floors.
jamie gave me a splat job last night, and boy was it messy. it took me three hours to get it off of the walls, but you know what they say; practice makes perfect.

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