splat roll
the toilet roll used to prevent splash back and/or sound when pooing
person 1: i hate pooing at work, i feel like everyone can here the sound of my poo hitting the water
person 2: i used to hate pooing at work until i started using splat roll.
person1: whats splat roll?
person 2: when you put toilet roll in the toilet first, poo then wipe and flush like it never happened, man!!
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