splatter factor


a measurement used to determine how much something, usually low quality food or alcoholic beverages, will make you sh-t your brains out. could be referenced in regards to p–p travel time, odor of sh-t, as well as explosiveness of diarrhea. it is widely accepted by many that “colt 45 blast” was aptly named in reference to having an astronomically high splatter factor.
“d-mn homie, i just polished off a few four lokos and some bad indian food. i’ve had to hit the sh-tter 5 times in the last 3 hours. that’s some major splatter factor.

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