splenda-momma


sort of like a sugar-momma, only with less money.
man, my buddy rudolpho’s got it made–his splenda-momma just bought him a new ford focus.
that’s nothin, i have a real sugar-momma–she bought me a 750. sucka. rudolpho’s b-tch ain’t sh-t but a fake ho.

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