splenda papa


a man who wants to be a sugar daddy but is most definitely past his prime, cheep as h-ll, lies about being great in bed, and looks like your recently deceased grandfather.
woooow, bill is a sugar daddy?

nope, he’s a splenda papa. too old and cheep to be supplying sugar.

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