Splerking


the sound one’s -n-s makes when sh-tting out extra runny diarrhea
while reaching down for the soap in the ymca public shower, i was embarr-ssed to have my -sshole splerking and defacating diarrhea all over the floor. needless to say, i had my membership removed.

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