splice

a way of s-xually arousing your partner to make them as wet as the amazon rainforest and to moan until they explode
‘stephen, i want you to splice me.. now’
anything, or anyone, but usually in a s-xual manner
“dude i just spliced that b-tch!”

“i dare john to splice danielle in the back bedroom”

“b-tch say one more thing and imma splice you in the face”
1 to engage in s-xual intercourse.

2 to join or unite body parts through s-xual activity.

3 to join in wedlock.

4 to unite through legal marriage or religious ceremony.
marty and victoria p-ssionately spliced last night without any protection.
the awkward seam on some leggings or yoga pants located on a womans v-g-n-
she did a split, and i could totally see her splice
really d-mn good.

super funky awesome cruisy hippy goodness.

not to be confused with the popular ice-cream, though a splice would be rather splice.

the antonym is stiff. now unused in most populations for the less archaic ‘un-splice’.
i just got home and i’m feeling splice.

sunny sunday mornings are just so splice.
1. a word used when a person is being either burned, dissed or an unfortunate event has accured and it is nessary for the term.
2. to be used.
example 1:
lyndon – (stubbes his toe…)
paul – (looks to lyndon, points) splice!
example 2:
lyndon – yo paul, my gf just dumpt me…
paul – (very quickly says) splice!
for one to sprinkle or place narcotics in pill or powder form beneath the foreskin of the p-n-s.
jeegan: hey bruce did u see that guy splice in the toilet last nite?

bruce: yea! who do u think hooked him up with tha pills?

jeegan: thats mad! he was off his f-kin head!
superbly good. usually pertaining to an enjoyable time spent with someone.
“it has been a splice”

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