splifftracked
the act of becoming delayed, usually by several hours, when intending to meet a person, go to college or meet a deadline because you decided to get high beforehand.
spliffzootweedstonedhigh
dave: “dude, you’re an hour late, where were you?”
charlie: “sorry geez, i got splifftracked.”
dave: “fair play.”
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