splinja
the unsightly poof of hair on the top or back of a male’s head that is usually left uncorrected after waking up. they either don’t care how they look or they’re just too old to give a cr-p.
j: c’mon, we’ll be late for brunch with your parents!
k: honey, i have gotta get rid of this splinja, it looks like i -just- woke up!
j: you’ll be fine.. its sunday, and you’re going into richmond..
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