Splint Dick
a splint d-ck occurs when someone can’t get an erection on their own and attempts to fool the girl into thinking they’re hard by tying two popsicle sticks to either side of their p-n-s like a splint
robert ate too much spaghetti and couldnt get a b-n-r, but still fooled linda with his splint d-ck
1. a complete moron
2. s-xual incompetence
1. you’re such a splint d-ck, i can’t believe you f-cked up you leg again.
2. “you’re such a splint d-ck.”
“why am i a splint d-ck?”
“this is the fourth time you couldn’t get it up…pathetic.”
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