Splinter me timbers
a masturbation related injury
guy 1: -walking along awkwardly-
guy 2: hey buddy, what happened to you?
guy 1: i was watching mudhole nuns gone wild 76 and got too excited, next thing i knew, splinter me timbers!
guy 2: oh my lawdy…
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